Introducing Courtney!

Like, hi! My name is, like, Courtney! But most times people like totally call me Bimbo -- how, like, strange since that is, like, SO not my name. But, like, whatever. I thought it was totally cute so I totally left it! Like, how AWESOME am I that people have to keep making up new pet-names for me?

ANYWAYS,

Since this is like my first blog, I decided to, like, you know, introduce myself!!!!!!!!!!

Hannah: (Slams forehead repeatedly against wall)

Courtney: (notices Hannah) Like... ew.

Back to me.

My name is Courtney Love! If you, like, flip my name around, you'd have LOVE COURTNEY! Like, yay me! I'm seventeen years old, and totally popular! I have awesome fashion sense and LOADS of money. My favorite hobbies are tennis, shopping and chihuahuas!!

Hannah: My God, woman. Chihuahuas are NOT a hobby!

Courtney: They are when you're RICH!

Hannah: Ugh. I despise you.

Courtney: Like, THANK YOU!

Hannah: Despise means hate, stupid.

Courtney: ...oh.

Hannah, like, for some reason finds me irritating -- but I just go all, "whatever" and continue doing what I do anyways because I'm HOT, and she's totally jelling (translated: Jelling means Jealous) over me! But, like, who can blame her! I'd totally jell if I was in her position; after all, I AM totally POPULAR.

My favorite food are those seafood pastas; and I am so totally in love with Starbucks' Frappucinos! Also, I love creme brule, and my favorite animal is the dog!

Hannah: Thats because you are one.

Courtney: (flattered) Why, thank you, peasant!

Well, thats all I've got to say about myself for now! Hannah is, like, jelling again because I, like, totally look better in hot-jeans than she does!

Hannah: Shut UP!

Toodles!





~Courtney